As salam!
Ahaks! Saje je nak interprem! kihkihkih! Aku suka gmbar camwhore aku sebelah ni sbb lips aku sexay! (but I had eyes infections! Ahaks) Hahaha...effek lipstick! Thanks AVON! (takat ni paling mahal lah, takdak duit nak beli Dolce&Gabbana or Channel) Aynevaysz! Tudung cam tak matching2! Aku main rembat jaaa sbb nak mengeksperimen pakai tudung tu.....Okay gak kat muka aku...hehehehe....Plus! Kening aku macam baru lepas cukur! WHICH! Seumur hidup aku, aku tak penah cukur kening! Tp seumur hidup aku, orang TUDUH aku cukur kening! Feeling? Kadang2 seronok sbb aku dikurniakan oleh Allah sepasang kenings yang tersusun n santek! (matilaaa puji diri sendiri!) Fact okay! Sbb boleh dikatakan lebih daripada 20 org yg menuduh aku tau! Kadang2 bengkek gak, sbb diorg tgok mcm tak percaya.....mesti dlam hati diorg cakap, "Boleh caya ker dak ni? Tgok gaya mcm songsang, xtahu ke cukur kening tu HARAM? Lagi mau buat!" Yaaatttudiaaaaa!!! Kalau adalah org cakap camni kan, itu merupakan penghinaan terbesar dalam hidup aku! Huh! Btw, kulits aku nmpak licin like baby's bum! Ahaks!
Last post aku cakap pasal CHEEKS! Now nak cakap pasal faces pulak! Hmm....yesterday was my parents off day...so being me as usual WAJIB online gitu...We have a conversation....b4 that, Once Upon a time....
Tgah syok2 online FB sambil ulang-ulang baca blog MHA...aku tersengih sengih....senyum sorang-sorang....macam org angau bangau pun ade gak! Abih, kelakar blog dia takkan aku nak menangis tak semena-mena kan? My dad tiba2 datang dengan mengejut duk sebelah aku! Huh! Aku yg mmg bijak dalam keadaan ni terus pergi kat blog masak2....Dah biasa sangat kene macam tu Dad...lali dah, u can't fool me anymore....
Me: Daddy naper suker tgok kite online? Pastu duk kacau2...komen2? Nape ehk? (nada tak puas hati)
Daddy: Mana taknya....asal ngadap laptop tu muka sengih2, senyum2...musykillah!
Me: Aduh! Izzit that obvious? (monolog dalaman)
Aku ada share benda ni kat FB as my stats...Kak Maria suruh buat poker pes....muka no expression...blur2 sotong gitu....(sotong blurr ke? I experiment smlm, g makan steamboat tgoklah sotong tu...yeaps! Muka sotong semua sama, BLURR!) haha...
Poker Pes aihh? Hmmm....camana nak buat tu he? I can't even act dead/sleep! How can I do that....
Macam yesterday kan, Mom asked me to take dad's medicine and a glass of water...I rasa malas and dalam mode malas versi
That was one! The second scenario is when I went to Manila, Philippines....I was in this Jeepney...masuk kene tunduk bagai, then I seat...tanpa I sedari ada sorg nawks in front of me....skali tgok mak aih! He was drop dead gorjes! (in high pitched voice!) Muka dia bersih sangat sangat! Kalah I! Kening dia shaping cantik sangat2, tak girly, macam manly kinda way....oh lupa nak mention, he is a student in University of Manila...but yg sangat eye sore to see was, on his right wrist ade pink colour watch! Like ewwww! Muka macho pastu macam tu! And kat his left wrist ade white beads, sequence gelang! Like double ewww! I ni jenis yg fancy ngan org mcm tu, hehehe....suka sangat tgok! But then I went and spoil it all by doing something stupid like laughing at him when he starts talking! Erghhh!!! I was F***ing infront of him! Ergh! So rude! At first kan he was all smiley at me then when I terLAUGHED at him, he was all pissy at me! Jeling2! Ish kaw! Tak sengaja lah! Pasensya haaa (sorry in tagalog!)
The third scenario is when I was in Philippines gak....mase tu I was 15 y/o! Budak2 hingusan....I went to my aunt place and saja2 melawat her druken ass hole brother in law name Olan...My mum and dad dislikes him....tp still leh cover! But me, hormone tak stabil just make a pouty face at him and went all pissy! Nak tahu why? Sbb dat drunken Jack Ass kata kat my dad minum arak best! Sedap, bla bla bla! Then having a MISTRESS double best! Sex with different kind of woman is heaven! Well heaven kiss my arse! My mum was there! Only God knows how she felt! Mom, I salute u sabar! Nasib baik I okay lagi time tu, kalau gila mesti I dah went ape shit and swing his head dead ngn kerusi kayu tanpa sofa depan mata aku time tu! Anyway, Olan seemed to messed up with the word Drunk, Drink, Drank! His grammar was horrendously stupid! Well, I drank a cup of tea! You, drunk yourself stupid! That's the difference! (sorry pasal harsh words tu, cannot tahan myself la, tak suka? Tak pe laa...)
Conclusion from scenarios? Aku susah nak buat Poker pes! Mcm tak natural gitu....kalau kelakar I laugh...If sad, I cry....If I don't like it, I show I don;t like it....tapi ikut keadaan lah, kdg2 I pandai cover, kadang2 I tak pandai lgsung nak cover! I'm Fickle! :P
There are many more scenarios that happened actually...but I bgtau 3 je laa....maleh nak type banyak....cus I gotta work on my Poker Face!!! Untuk keselamatan diri! Hehehe....
So kat bawah ni aku nak letak gmbar2 my facial expression! Hehehe....
Ni muka "Like seriously dude???" @ " Ah hah? U want a piece of me?" a.k.a. Muka Kerek!
My face bila tak paham or buat2 tak paham or malas nak paham!
Muka Gedik bila dah kutuk orang depan2 pastu cakap PIS kat diaaaa! Hahahaaax!
(Mata belah kiri kecik sbb eyes infection! Ergh!)
Muka nges! Hodoh lah! Tanak nges2 dah! Yolah tue, tengok citer sedih mulalah tu! :P
Geram konon! Hehehe...Tp betullah, bila sayer geram kan, saya rase mcm nak belasah org!
So don't get me started!
I pernah ada niat nak belasah abg jual nasi goreng2 kat 1st Cafe kat KUIS! time abg tu tgah duduk sorg2 blakang cafe! Nasib waras! kalau tak dah kene expelled! :P
Happy lah tu? Hoho!
Yg ni muka Makkkkk tak kesaaaaaaa nakkkkkkk!
Hahahahaha :P
Ni muka GEDIK lagik! Huh!
Ni muka gila! I memang gila n jenis tak reti control cun! Ade org takkan letak gmbar ni kat FB, BLOG or TWITTER....but I will! Hehehe.....sbb I am not MINAH CONTROL CUNnyah! hehehe
Yg ni Muka mintak PNAMPO bajet ANTM!
Matilaaaaa takde angin takde ribut peghasan nak jd model!
Pengang TYRA BANKS!
FIERCE gituwh! (Matilaaaa gedik giller)!
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