Aku makan taik hidung!

Salam!

Aku makan taik hidung! Aper kaw nak kesahh? Hahaha
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Yuck yuck yuckety yuck!
Tak hader keje ke nak buat benda2 tak snonoh nih? Hahaha...
Saje jer nak jd CENTRE OF ATTRACTION! :P

I tgah busann tahap gabann ni sbb tu buat post giller nih! Nguwahahahahahaaaaa!!!

So, still dalam mood nak cakap pasal couple2 nih! Tett!

Kenapa aku suka being single mingle?

Sbb being in a relationship ni banyak menggunakan duit! (rugilah sapa jadik my boyfie!)
Nak2 bile makan minum suma my parents tanggung n I langsung tak hado duit sendiri!
Duit simpanan tu pun lebihan wang saku, so still consider duit my parents!
Baik aku bedal makan je ngn duit2 tu, Secret Recipe? Kenny G? U name it!
Makan hajer!

Klau ade couple plak, every..........................

and also every.................................................................................

Kene bg pressie kan?

Yup! Waste of Money!!!

But not so fast Liana!

"Its not about the money money~~~~"

Hallamak! Marah lakk akak Jessie nih!

Mmg lah it's not about the money2, cus u hv tons of MONEY akak oi!

I harap duit parents ajer!

Kalau dah koje barulah leh couple2 nih! :P 

So, org yg ngabeskan duit tuk lelaki tp guna duit parents ni mcm hape jer! *my theory, jgn marah he?
Diorg ingat duit tu tumbuh kat pokok ker?

Huhuhuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~ So, bg mengelakkan aku membazir duit!
Aku letakkan garis sempadan kat criteria2 lelaki yg aku suke!
And aku kan clever! mesti lah letak yg demand tinggi and tak tercapai dek akal ade ke laki2 mcm nih? Hahahaha.....
So, sape rase dia memenuhi ciri2 ini, boleh lah aku ngabiskan duit parents aku ke kau! Ahahahah :P

-Mesti pandai kemas rumah

-Mesti pandai masak

-Mesti pandai basuh baju smpai bersih!

-Mesti suka kanak-kanak

-Pandai masak western food!

-Pandai buat dessert and pastries especially cheese cake! And kehandalannye mestilah lebih handal daripada Masterchef! 

-Pandai nyanyi n slalu belanja aku g karoke sehingga ber jam2 lamanya!

-Badan pun nak yg lanky and taff mcm Taylor Lautner!

-Mesti excellent and flying colours in English! (aku taknak jd tukang translator dia bila aku cot cet cot cet in English! Maleh aku!)

-Ade seni mmpertahankan diri! Klau boleh semua dia nak hader! Dr silat smpai ke taekwando dan seangkatan dengannya (jgn smpai akiu lak yg protect dia, jatuh maruah kaw plak hai!)

-Nak yg otak cair! Tak nak yg bongok2 muka blurrr! kene semad!

-Mesti adventurous mengalahkan Indiana Jones!

-Pandai urut! Jimat duit duduk kerusi Ogawa rest n Go! tu...haha

-Wajib kaya! Tiap kali ajak aku kluar, paling sengkek pun mesti ade beriban riban hingget dalam wallet dia! Hahahaha

-Snggup layan aku menapak shopping mall!

-Suka layan aku makan! :P

-Mulut mestilah lazer and sarcatic but not in an annoying and aggravating way! Pandai2 la ko PK! huhu

-Kelakar ngalahkan Sepah, Jozan, Nabil dan segala angkatan umat Raja lawak tu semua!

-AND THE MAIN THING IS, MATA DIA MESTI KALER PURPLE! My faberet colour gituh! Contacts lens ditolak keras sama sekali! Amaran nih!

Tuntasnye, post ni takde kaitan pun dgan aku yg konon konon nye makan taik hidung! Ahahahaha....saje jer tuh! :P

Tak klako erh? Ahahahaha....HADER AKU KESAHHH????

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TITANIC LAH SANGATTTTT! hahahaha....

Mad at me?

Don't be! 

Aku ni gangster dr baby tau! 

Nah, ni member seGANGSTA aku!!!

Heheheheheh! :P